Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion: Forgot homework. Left front door open. Trying to understand fandoms for the first time. Look at all the fucks I give. What the fuck is this. Someone makes a joke but no one gets it. Plans for the future. Condom bursts. “Sure, Why not!” It’s canon. “Who cares?” Life.
dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
rigginsrigs: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
absolute-taguchi: -struts onto the dash with my new gifs-
sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
spritely-cricket: I bought a red fluffy cardigan today…. Not because of this No relation whatsoever….
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
smilingemoticon: rneerkat: rneerkat: whats a librarians favorite color read
Trying to walk sexy
kattygirls: expectation: reality:
How to finish that last minute assignment
the-girlwhowasonfire: cjshark: prettyflyforaredspy: ruemex: disgruntledota: leetakeuchi: I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass. And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills… this will come in handy one day ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101 Reblogging for future reference..
vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
nyaegi: tectuu: yosukeseta: im still pissed off about シ and ツ I don’t シ whaツ bad about this? im going to stab you in the face
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day